So you've got a friend (or sibling or boyfriend or husband) who never developed a refined palate. Of course, that's a nice way of saying that they eat like a fucking six-year-old. Chinese food? No. Sushi? ARE YOU CRAZY? A charming French bistro? No thank you. Moral of the story: you can never go to a nice restaurant because they only eat french fries and chicken fingers and pizza. It's obnoxious.
But, on the flip side, who's always up to go to McDonald's or Buffalo Wild Wings with you when you need to eat your feelings? This guy. Who's always down to order a pizza at 2am when you've had too many drinks? That's right, this guy. Snatch up this More Pizza T-Shirt ($24, Print Liberation) so he can wear his lack of culinary appreciation on his chest.