Halloween is almost here, and if you don’t have kids and you aren’t in college, you’ve got three options:
1. Dress up anyway! Just because you’re 32 years old doesn’t mean you can’t have fun, RIGHT? WRONG. Whether you’re going out on the town or your friend’s costume party, you never can quite shake the fact that you are a 32-year-old adult in a kitten costume (or whatever you’ve decided to dress as). You end up either drinking too much to diminish your awkwardness, or you just leave early, walking home by yourself in a costume, feeling like an idiot.
2. Stay home and watch scary movies! This is a solid choice. You can enjoy some pumpkin beers, watch The Shining, and eat 700 tiny candy bars with the lights off. But even though you think back to the last Halloween where you dressed up like a fool, you can’t help but look at people’s Instagram photos and feel like you’re missing out. FOMO, it’s happening.
3. Dress up your dog! Ohhhhh man—you’re the type of psychopath that will wrestle their dog into a hot dog costume, aren’t you? You’re the type of pet owner that will take your costumed dog to a doggie costume parade in the middle of town, aren’t you?
If you’re partial to option 3, then you better get clickin’ on this slideshow, that rounds up 10 adorable Halloween costumes for your dog. Read it here.