Every now and then, you'll come across a person who prides themselves on not watching TV. You'll all be out somewhere, and as soon as someone mentions a particular TV show, she'll announce, "I don't even HAVE a TV." As if completely being out of the pop culture loop is some kind of badge of honor.
Nobody gets more annoyed about this shit than the TV Obsessive. He doesn't just watch TV, he devours it. He has thousands and thousands of Twitter followers because he live tweets The Bachelor every week. He has somehow seen every show on TV—from acclaimed scripted shows like Breaking Bad and House of Cards, to mediocre sitcoms like How I Met Your Mother and According to Jim, to the dregs of reality TV. He's even seen Blackish, for Christ's sake. And he's somehow watching all of these shows even though he works a full-time job. It's both impressive and frightening.
The obvious gift choice for a TV Obsessive is to just get him a box set of DVDs of one of his favorite shows, but get a clue—if you think he doesn't already own the full series box set of Friends, you're DEAD WRONG. Let's get a little more imaginative, shall we?