[GIFTED] To Hell With Work Flask

You work hard for the money.  So hard for the money.  Everybody's working for the weekend.  Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.  There are a million songs that are dedicated to talking about how much work sucks and how much you live for Friday at 5pm, when you can let off some steam and drink yourself into oblivion.  

So, come quitting time this afternoon, blast some Huey Lewis & the News in your cubicle and break out this To Hell With Work Flask ($22, Izola).  It's tequila o'clock.   

[GIFTED] Beard Season iPhone Case

You know two types of men who sport full-on beards: your uncle, and your hipster friend who sports facial hair because its an equal mix of ironic and fashionable.  

If you're buying a gift for the latter guy, he'll love this Beard Season iPhone Case ($35, Society6).  It'll make him feel very manly even though he wears skinny jeans and rides his bike to his job in marketing. 

[GIFTED] We Do! Mugs

Since President Obamz endorsed gay marriage, everyone was reminded that gay marriage is still en vogue. Pick up a couple of these We Do! mugs from Fishs Eddy ($10.95).  They come in lesbian, gay, and straight, but who wants that mug.  Straight weddings are so 20 years ago.

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[YOU'RE WELCOME] Bachelorette Party Gift Guide Sponsored by Trojan Vibrations

It's Spring, which means that it's officially Wedding Season.  You know it's Wedding Season because you look at your calendar and realize that nearly every weekend from now to August is taken up by weddings and/or wedding preparations.

Bridal showers, Bridesmaid dress fittings, Bachelorette parties—you're spending more time preparing for your friend's wedding than you did for your own father's funeral.  

And if you've ever sat around a table at a bridal shower, bored out of your mind, while everyone oohs and ahhs about towel sets and napkin rings, or wasted an entire afternoon sitting around at David's Bridal while your friend picks out the ugliest Bridesmaid dresses imaginable, you know that the Bachelorette Party is by far the most fun you're going to have during Wedding Season.

Unlimited drinks, penis-shaped cookies, awkward sex scavenger hunts, and a male stripper posing as a police man/construction worker—Bachelorette Parties are the weirdest parties you're gonna go to this summer, so you might as well order up a daiquiri and enjoy.  

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