There is nothing more luxurious than being able to wake up without an alarm, sit at your kitchen table, and drink several cups of coffee in your pajamas. For most of us working stiffs, this happens only on the weekends because weekday mornings are reserved from flailing around our apartments running from room to room looking for your shoes, the shirt you want to wear, and your eyeliner while gulping down sips of coffee. For retired people, though, relaxed coffee drinking happens every goddamned morning. What a life!
That's why this Old Salt Mug ($11, Old Salt Merchants) is the perfect gift for the salty old man in your life who gets to sip his coffee slowly while reflecting on the past and thinking about what he's going to do in the future (nothing because he ain't gotta do shit anymore).