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[GIFTED] Nooka Strip Belts

Oh, what's up George Jetson?

Remember when you were a kid and Dip N Dots came out and they billed them as "THE ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE?"

While I was a very cynical child, I was still unfortunately gullible and believed that regular ice cream, the kind I knew and loved, was going to be taken off the market in favor of these frozen rodent pellets that you could get at hockey games and amusement parks. 

My point?  The idea of "the future" is bullshit.  The Jetsons was supposed to take place in 2001 or some shit, and it's 10 years past that and I STILL don't have an annoying robot maid or a hot wife.

And while we're probably never going to look like we live on Mars, perhaps it's fun to dress like we do.  If you want to deck yourself out like you just hopped off a goddamned spaceship, pick up a Nooka Strip Belt ($50, Nooka).  It's made out of Ellastolan thermoplastic polyurethane and looks like it came off of a spaceman or one of the costumes from Mamma Mia


[GIFTED] Dollar Symbol 

Do you play "Damn it Feels Good to Be a Gangsta" before you go on job interviews?  Do you hold money in higher regard than the important things in life like booze, sex, and meaningful relationships?  Show off your black heart with this golden Dollar Symbol ($62, Etsy).  It'll look great in your office.  You spend all of your time there anyway, right?  Thought so.


[ETSY] Natural Edge Cutting Board

Deep down, all hippies want to sit around in a log cabin, surrounded by natural materials.  No plastic, no polyester, no synthetic ANYTHING.  One of my hippie friends once told me that she measures time by how long it takes a stick of incense to burn out (one hour).  Great.

Someone who measures time by burning sticks would love a big slap of wood as a cutting board.  She'll be able to slice her kale in style with this Natural Edge Cutting Board ($62, Red Onion Woodworks).  


[GIFTED] Exploding Dog Prints

Exploding Dog is the brainchild of artist Sam Brown, where readers submit titles and he creates drawings based on them.  This is a project that's 10 years in the making, and what continually blows my mind about this site is how titles submitted by strangers connect together so seamlessly.  If you read them in succession, you'd think that they were written by one person. 

They're quirky and odd as they are hopeful and quietly adorable.

And prints are on sale at his shop for under $75. 

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[GIFTED] F Bomb Paperweight

Everyone knows that one person that doesn't hold back.  They don't drop F bombs, they drop truth bombs, and they never let you forget it.

A baptism, a funeral, a doctor's office, a playground: nothing's gonna stop their fucking game.   

Personally, I am a big proponent of the work "fuck," mainly because I don't know any other way to simultaneously convey my anger and enthusiasm (ie: "This fucking blows!" and "This is fucking awesome!").

Pick up this F Bomb paperweight ($50, Uncommon Goods) for the trashy, foul-mouthed jerk in your life.

They'll fucking love it.