Back when you were a teenager, you could fully develop a bad attitude and wrap yourself in it like a blanket. Disaffected youth, and all of that shit. But now that you're an adult, you have to swallow your anger and apathy and pretend everything is great. Like the meme says, "Being an adult is learning how to replace the words 'fuck you,' with 'okay, great!'"
Every day, from 9 to 5, you pretend everything is fine. You pretend to care about shit. You pretend to give a fuck about things you definitely don't give a fuck about. But then Friday rolls around, and you have 2.5 glorious days of respite where you don't have to pretend to care about anything that you don't care about (unless you happen to be visiting your in-laws that weekend). For those precious days, we have the perfect thing for you to wear: this Zero Fucks Given T-Shirt ($28, Buy Me Brunch). Wear it to the bar and let everyone know what's up. You've HAD IT and you are no longer pretending. God bless.