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Monday
Apr172017

Mary Poppin Bottles T-Shirt

Mary Poppins: the nanny of all nannies, the British lady who single-handedly got two kids to clean up their rooms by merely singing a song, transported them into cartoon fox hunt with a random Cockney chimney sweep by somehow jumping into a chalk drawing, used a clever bit of reverse pyschology to get them to go to bed (the song "Stay Awake," of course), and educated the kids' banker father about the evils of capitalism like a young, beautiful, more realistic Bernie Sanders.  The guy was named MR. BANKS for Christ's sake, but somehow she got him to give up on money and go fly a friggin' kite.  What a miracle worker.

You wanna be as big of a badass as Mary Beyonce Poppins?  You can try.  First step?  Wear this Mary Poppin Bottles T-Shirt ($28, Buy Me Brunch) and stuff your giant bag with bottles of alcohol instead of a full-sized hat rack and then sing "Spoonful of Sugar" when everyone's taking shots.     

Friday
Apr072017

Overview

Things almost always look better from up above and this gorgeous coffee table book, Overview ($26, Amazon) proves that in spades.  So if you know someone who loves beautiful landscape photography, is obsessed with flying, or is just a big fan of the Bette Midler song, "From a Distance," this is the perfect gift.  

Monday
Mar062017

Namaste at the Bar Tank Top

Some people spend their weekends "getting centered."  Sleeping, eating healthy, maybe taking a yoga class. READING FOR PLEASURE, PERHAPS.  That's great.  Good for those assholes, who use the weekends for recharging instead of raging.

But for us NORMAL PEOPLE who use weekends as an excuse to get shitfaced and eat everything you're not supposed to only to start the calorie counting clock again on Monday, this Namaste at the Bar Tank Top ($36, Buy Me Brunch) is the perfect thing to wear.  Enjoy your downward dogs, ladies—we're enjoying our 52 beers at the bar at 2pm on a Sunday.    

Monday
Feb202017

Ethics Supply Co. Candles

We're living in some scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyy times, when kindly PARK RANGERS are leading the resistance and protections for nature and national parks are at risk.  For those of us who thought that no matter what your politics are that you could find common ground with everyone in the idea that parks like Yosemite are BEAUTIFUL, well, get with the program, cuz apparently that's not the case anymore!  LOL FOREVER.

Celebrate the national parks that may not be around much longer with Ethics Supply Co. Candles ($40), which are dedicated to parks like Yosemite, Denali, Zion.  And then maybe plan a roadtrip to visit them before they're gone.    

Monday
Feb132017

Not a Brothel Doormat


If you have a teenage daughter, it's important to set ground rules—not only for her, but for the gaggle of raggamuffins she'll inevitably bring through your door during her high school and college years.  This not-so-subtle Not a Brothel Doormat ($34, Overstock) will let everyone know what the house rules are. Keep it together, kids.