[GIFTED] Jack Spade Watches

If your dad is particularly stylish (or desperately trying to be), the obvious upgrade is in the accessories.  New ties and socks are easy ways to show people that he's not just some schlubby old guy.  Trading in his more expensive, classic watch in favor of something more modern and colorful is also a good way to do this.  These Conway 38MM Watches ($298, Jack Spade) in red and in orange scream, "Hey guys, I may be old, but I'm still fun!," and perhaps most important to his young co-workers, he's got enough money to cover everyone's Happy Hour bar tab.  What a cool guy!

[GIFTED] Banana Shorts

THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND.  After years and years of waiting, new Arrested Development episodes are available on Netflix, and obviously, these Banana Shorts ($165, Jack Spade) are perfect to wear while you're binge-watching, and a good excuse for all of you Never Nudes to change out your jean shorts for something a little more comfortable/breathable.

[GIFTED] Novel Duffel Bag

Whether you're using a duffel bag to travel the world or just travel back and forth to your boyfriend's apartment (the exhausting commute is the #1 reason why couples move in together before they're ready to), you need something sturdy and dependable.

This Novel Duffel Bag ($80, Herschel Supply Co.) is perfect for the grind, and not expensive enough that you'll think twice about throwing it on the subway floor.

[GIFTED] Fuck It Let's Drink T-Shirt

So, you've had a hellish week at work.  Not your typical annoying week, but a HELLISH week.  The kind that makes you lay on the floor of your apartment and question your choices in life so far.  You need an intravenous drip of vodka after a week like this.  The only friends you need after a week like this are Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, and Captain Morgan.  

Here's what you do: leave work at 5pm on the dot, go home, drink a beer in one gulp.  Get out of your stupid, uncomfortable work clothes.  Throw on this Fuck It Let's Drink T-Shirt ($22, Buy Me Brunch).  Head to the bar, drink until you don't feel feelings anymore.  Wake up, buy a bagel and a ginger ale and watch shitty reality shows on E!.  All you need.     

[GIFTED] Saddle Ring

There are two kinds of girls who love horses: the rich kind who hire people to do the dirty work of taking care of the horses, and the not rich kind who do the dirty work of taking care of the horses for rich people.

The rich kind would come to school, raving about the medal she won in her latest jumping competition.  The non-rich kind would come to school smelling like manure because they were in the stables at 6AM.  

Either of them would love this Saddle Ring ($46, Robynn Molino), though it would probably look better on the Patrician hands of the rich girl, you know?