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[GIFTED] Ceramic Animal Wall Mounts

If you're like me, you often think, "Geez, I would love for my living room to look like Gaston's hunting lodge in Beauty & the Beast, but I just don't have the time or the energy to kill things like I used to."

Never fear, weirdo.

You can buy thesd Ceramic Animal Wall Mounts ($265, Burke Decor) and achieve the hunting lodge look without all of the hunting and taxidermy.  WIN WIN.


[GIFTED] Bernie Madoff iPad Cases

Remember when Bernie Madoff stole all of those greedy rich people's fortunes?  Yeah, well, after scooping up a bunch of his possessions in an estate sale, iPad case maker Frederick James released a set of cases made from that d-bag's actual, honest-to-God pants.

Wanna wrap your precious iPad in a piece of fabric that touched Bernie Madoff's sweaty, gross, greedy, probably hairy leg?  Snatch up a certified Bernie Madoff iPad Case ($350, Frederick James).

You won't regret it.  Or, you probably will.  Just ask Kevin Bacon.


[GIFTED] La Via Lattea Cheese Knife Set

You guzzle down cans of Coors Light, but your friend is a wine and cheese snob.  Like, a BIG wine and cheese snob.  The type who specifically pairs certain cheeses up and swirls the wine around in their glass like a pretentious dbag.    

If you want to get them something they'll love forever, pick up the La Via Lattea Cheese Knife Set ($400, Switch Modern). Bonus points: it looks like a serial killer's toolkit. 


[GIFTED] Arrow Light Fixture

Perfect for a swinging singles pad or sex dungeon this Arrow Light Fixture ($250, Etsy) lets you know exactly where the party is. 

That's right: in your bedroom, on your twin bed, with a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of Tequila with the lights off.


[GIFTED] Bodum Tyrkat Grill

You know what would go really well with your brand-new Condiment Gun?  This fucking killer Bodum Tyrkat Grill ($179.95, CB2), that's what! 

Take it from someone like me, who has no storage room in her apartment and has to keep her giant grill in her kitchen, next to the refrigerator like she's on welfare: you want something that looks nice. This guy certainly does.