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Because I truly believe I get less funny as I get older, I almost just went easy on myself and linked to last year's Mother's Day Gift Guide
, which was nothing short of hi-larious. But then the crazy workaholic in me came out and was all like, "NO, YOU CAN NEVER RELAX EVER, DO MORE WORK RIGHT NOW, ALL NIGHT, FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR."
So, here we are.
What the hell do you buy for your Mom? She's the woman who gave you life. And unless you're suicidal (who isn't these days, AM I RIGHT?), you're probably grateful that she listened to some Fleetwood Mac one night and let your father feel her up to the point of conception.