Introducing: You're Welcome Cards!
If you read this site regularly, you know that I am constantly doing three things: 1.) making insensitive remarks with little to no regard of how it will effect my career, 2.) shamelessly promoting myself, the subtext screaming, "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, AREN'T I FANTASTIC?!", and 3.) looking for hi-larious and disrespectful cards to send to my loved ones.
I ask you, as the most commercialized season is upon us: what is more hilarious and disrespectful than these You're Welcome cards, designed by yours truly? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT.
You should definitely buy them. They're $9.99 for a set of six (that includes envelopes, jerks) and they're blank inside, so you can write whatever jerky message you want. They make the perfect accompaniment to the fabulous gifts you give everyone.
Click below to buy them—you can pay with all major credit cards as well as your PayPal account. And if you're like my mother (or you ARE my mother) and you are afraid of buying things online, email me and we'll figure something out (that sounds sketchier than I intended, I won't be meeting you in any parking lots or dark alleys).