Let’s set the scene: a loved one’s birthday is coming up. You ask them what they want. And they, of course, say the worst possible words a gift giver could ever hear.
“Oh, I don’t want anything.”
You might as well just kill yourself right then and there, because really, what you're being told is, "I expect the most spectacular gift in the history of the world that will simultaneously reflect how well you know me and how much you love me but I'm not going to give you even the tiniest hint as to what it should be."
With all of the holidays, birthdays, baby showers, and awkward weddings of distant relatives that we stare down every year, we spend a ridiculous amount of time trying to figure out what to buy for people we love, people we hate, and people we barely know.
This is where You're Welcome comes in.
Offering up product round-ups, unique stuff you can buy, and advice on gift giving for every possible situation you’ll come across (Christmas and Father's Day, estranged family members' weddings and assorted accidental pregnancies), You're Welcome guarantees that you will no longer spend hours wandering the aisles of a department store searching for a gift when all you want to do is sit in a dark room with a bottle of vodka.
Because really, giving the perfect gift to someone is like standing on top of a mountain and shouting, "HEY EVERYONE, I'M NOT AN EMOTIONAL CRIPPLE!"
And sometimes, despite your obvious, unavoidable emotional retardation, you can surprise people with how sweet and thoughtful you can be.
Really, you can.